Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 15, 2017

From Kitty Crunch to Kitty Soggy. (I agree, Lio… BLEGH!)

Wow, she really pulled that one out of her…I forget what I was going to say.

Some gin can’t hurt.

I hope that’s not the good gin.

Gin and vomit?

A moggy cocktail.

As distasteful as this is, it’s not nearly as bad as when someone orders a dirty gin martini (usually with Bombay) and asks for blue cheese stuffed olives.

Let me repeat that. a DIRTY gin martini with blue cheese stuffed olives.

To humans, that is nasty. To cats, that’s going to be deadly unless you are Cybil. The amount he’s pouring in, that’s 44.1% alc vol times four.

So she has a pocket?

That Cybil-what a cat.

Reminds me of an old poster I used to have. A cat, on its back on the floor and a wall, with caption, “I’m not so think as you drunk I am.”

for medicinal purposes only

Kitty Crunch must not make its own sauce.

Lio, you should know Cybil’s preferences by now! Kitty Crunch is obviously too dry and dull for her gin-sharpened tastes!

So, I say, good thing she had a handy flask!