Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 17, 2017

to pet a cute puppy named Rover.

But when he stood up

and picked up the pup

the back spasms were no bed of clover.

My cat doesn’t use the sink. She does, however, occasionally decide the litter box is not to her liking. In that case, she is at least polite enough to use the exact same spot on the bathroom floor (and not, for instance, the carpet.) Now, if only she’d do the same thing with hairballs.

Looks like Rob’s dad and Bucky would make a good pair.

It is an issue for many older people. Years ago my uncle the contractor replaced my father’s toilet with one he called a “High Boy” which sat several inches higher and did indeed allow Dad to stand without requiring assistance every time.

Rob’s dad was a little harsh, don’t you think? I mean, he must know that Satchel’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer!

Rob’s Dad just called Satch a freak! That definitely would justify a bite (from me).

Is that guy SMOKING?!

I used to think one of my all-time favorites, Enya was from Limerick (great name of a place for a singer), but turns out, she’s from the other end of the island, Gweedore.

Freak ??? Get ’em Satchel ….