Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 08, 2017

Will it level her?

A plane incoming across the plain..

What colour was it? Did it wear a flossy toque?

A large snapping turtle, (or pesthigo as one tribe call it), is said to have seven distinct types of meat. I don’t know how many of them are sphincter meats, though.

“Sorry.”

Spine-tingling. (Get it; book spine.)

So lame, I know. It’s the best I could do, which is what is all we’re expected to do around here. No comment is too lame. Actually, the lamer the better.

Candians speaks English. I don’t understand.

Katie…! Are you out there trying to learn new words again? What have we told you about that?

After years of meticulous and painstaking research, it is my conclusion that one of five generic comments covers every Frog Applause™ strip:

1.      Don’t you people ever sleep?

2.      I don’t get it.

3.      Paul is not the walrus, Martians did not invade New Jersey, and I am not Teresa.

4.      The overlords aren’t gonna like this.

…. (and, if all else fails) …

5.      Eh? (Oops. I mean …) Spork!

Goose and cover.

I’m going to pick up my pogey and get some poutine.

A big book from the Great White North, eh ?

Well, shut up, ya hoser, and read the terrifying tome.

It’s got to be more exciting than a Canadian mystery novel !

That looks like a pregnant pause.

An English-Canadian dictionary is for people trying to learn Canadian. Most Canadians already speak English.

Canada… Gas in liters. Not gals….road signs and speed limits in km. Not miles.

It was moose headed her way. Eh!

It’s that damnable pernicious and persistent British influence (coupled with a smidgeon of Québécois in all its varieties). And they actually flaunt those superfluous U’s! Fly me a bilingual dictionary, all at once or completely fast, hasten! Make it quick! Smartly, now!

A transgender woman beat the author of a bathroom bill in VA for his legislature seat.

Words are heavy when they’re hardbound..