Unstrange Phenomena by Ed Allison for November 13, 2017

This needs background music, perhaps ‘I Fall To Pieces’.

This is actually how Tesla’s Death Ray worked. When he died, the government confiscated all his research. Ms. Camille H. was a test subject for a skunkworks project of a rogue agency headed by a squirrel.

a pillar of salt would have more ions

Her friends called her ‘Sandy’.

I wonder what would happen if they threw water on her?