Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 27, 2017

If I forget who any of Phoebe’s other teachers are, I’ll default to the one with a given name.

Let’s hope Phoebe didn’t forget to study.

Maybe the kids should have to turn in their electronics when they walk in the classroom.

You were taking a quiz. That’s what you were doing during that half hour. We’ll be sure to alert the presses.

This made today’s Top 5!

Hmmph. At least during the ’60s, I never heard of anyone being completely consumed by their navel while navel-gazing. Not so with bloody screens!

you spent that half hour doing a pop quiz