Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for April 08, 2019
April 06, 2019
April 09, 2019
Transcript:
Nancy: Sluggo---Come here.
Sluggo: Oh,oh---I'll bet she has a job for me.
Nancy: I want you to nail down these loose boards.
Sluggo: Sorry---I've got a headache and can't stand th' NOISE.
Nancy: Oh, yeah?
Noises: BAM BAM BAM BAM
Alt Script: NANCY: Sluggo. You lazy simp. Get over here. SLUGGO: What a nag. 2- NANCY: I paid good money for a new step and this is what I get? 3- SLUGGO: If it was good money I wouldn’t be wearing these rags. NANCY: What evs. You’re going to fix it AND give me some payback for the aggravation. 4- NANCY: A double Wet Willie! Now that’s satisfaction.
asrialfeeple almost 6 years ago
How nice of Nancy to help him.
Zebrastripes almost 6 years ago
There’s always a way….
atomicdog almost 6 years ago
Double wet willy.
Kip W almost 6 years ago
Sluggo lies about a headache. Nancy calls his bluff, smiling at her own cleverness while he grinds his teeth in impotent rage.
Oh, whatever happened to the innocent, happy fun times that I imagine must have existed prior to 1949?
Another Take almost 6 years ago
Alt Script: NANCY: Sluggo. You lazy simp. Get over here. SLUGGO: What a nag. 2- NANCY: I paid good money for a new step and this is what I get? 3- SLUGGO: If it was good money I wouldn’t be wearing these rags. NANCY: What evs. You’re going to fix it AND give me some payback for the aggravation. 4- NANCY: A double Wet Willie! Now that’s satisfaction.
romandogbird almost 6 years ago
nice
WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Obviously in the days before earbuds…
gcarlson almost 6 years ago
He gets the impact on his brain through his skeleton instead of his eardrums.
billyk75 almost 6 years ago
Smart.
brklnbern almost 6 years ago
And she needed him for this?