Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for April 11, 2019
April 10, 2019
April 12, 2019
Transcript:
Nancy: I saw a wonderful sale of BEANS today. And if you buy in QUANTITY you save a NICKEL a pound.
Aunt Fritzi: That sounds good. You should have ordered some.
Nancy: I DID.
Box reads: 50 POUNDS JELLY BEANS
1-NANCY: Hey Fritz…2-NANCY: Remember how I was tired of Sluggo? And I was doing everything I could to keep him away from me?3-FRITZ: Yeah. So?4-NANCY: Well he must’ve accepted that I never wanna see him again. Look what he left me on the porch! (SLUGGO IN BOX: Cough…help…can’t breathe…).
atomicdog almost 6 years ago
Allowing Nancy to make food buying decisions? Fritzi didn’t think this through.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 6 years ago
In which Nancy invents Costco.
Yakety Sax almost 6 years ago
Someone is going to be full of beans………..
jrankin1959 almost 6 years ago
Well, lessee; that ought to last her… oh… maybe a week.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Is Nancy getting in touch with her inner Ronald Reagan?!?
Bobtul07110 almost 6 years ago
Where did she get the money for 50 lbs. of jelly beans? Even back in the 50’s that had to be a pretty hefty purchase for a little kid.
Another Take almost 6 years ago
1-NANCY: Hey Fritz…2-NANCY: Remember how I was tired of Sluggo? And I was doing everything I could to keep him away from me?3-FRITZ: Yeah. So?4-NANCY: Well he must’ve accepted that I never wanna see him again. Look what he left me on the porch! (SLUGGO IN BOX: Cough…help…can’t breathe…).
Kip W almost 6 years ago
Better yet, just wait for the Jelly Bean delivery truck to crash.
Zebrastripes almost 6 years ago
Nancy is practicing to be a budding politician.
harkherp almost 6 years ago
At this pace Nancy will overtake Little Lotta as the Queen of heft in the comic universe !!Maybe more than Baby Huey too !!
brklnbern almost 6 years ago
Pulling a fast one.
romandogbird almost 6 years ago
nice