Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for May 25, 2019
May 24, 2019
May 27, 2019
Transcript:
Nancy: Aunt Fritzi, I can't sleep. Aunt Fritzi: It's this hot, muggy weather. They call these the DOG DAYS. Nancy: It's not the DOG DAYS I mind----It's these CAT NIGHTS. Noises: EEYOWR ROWR MEOWRRR FTT EYOWRRRR
Another Take over 5 years ago
1- NANCY: I know you’re the neighborhood cat lady Fritz… 2- And you’ll take in any stray that people dump around here. 3- But besides feeding them all… 4- Could you please pay to spay and neuter the dang things!
pony21 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Suggestion: Reconsider the long sleeves and pants as sleeping attire.
Kip W over 5 years ago
The Past must have been hell. I’ve been bugged by an individual cat every now and then, but never faced the organized, regimented cat choruses that haunt comic strips and animated cartoons. Good thing, too, because I’d quickly run out of old boots and frying pans to throw.
asrialfeeple over 5 years ago
They can put on quite the performance. She could always use Ohropax classic. As for the heat, I agree with Pony21. Just wear undies, if anything at all.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
I would prefer a feline serenade to rip roaring cries of 2 cats in battle.
romandogbird over 5 years ago
nice
brklnbern over 5 years ago
God point.
atomicdog over 5 years ago
Nancy, make sure your Aunt isn’t out there in a black catsuit and a whip.
poopsypoo Premium Member over 5 years ago
Ok, I never hear cats howling in my neighborhood. The only time I hear that is when there is a female & the males are fighting over them. My big black cat Buffet used to fight with the neighborhood cats right next to our bedroom window. I would get up & run out to stop the fight with my broom. After I broke it up the other cat would run off & Buff would just stand there in the driveway with his back all clenched up & his mouth open, breathing so heavily! I would talk to him the way I always did & coaxed him to walk with me to the house & he would come slowly, breathing so heavily (again I say it, but it was so frightening) & he would come with me, his chest heaving from the fight like a prize fighter! My beautiful black prize fighter who helped keep the mice & rats out & fought for his right to be the best cat in the neighborhood!!!! I miss him so much!