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Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for June 22, 2019
June 21, 2019
June 24, 2019
Transcript:
Nancy: Please forgive me for spilling the food. I apologize for dropping the dish. I'm so sorry I broke the vase.
Aunt Fritzi: Just WHOM are you talking to?
Nancy: Oh, nobody. I'm just practicing for when I leave Janie's party today.
Aunt Fritzi: ! !
1- Alas poor Yorick. 2- I knew him Horatio 3- Here hung those lips I have kissed I know not oft. 4- FRITZ: Hey! Weren’t Hamlet and Yorick both dudes??? 5- NANCY: Yeah. And that line is why my parochial school is having me play Hamlet this year.
I went to England for a month when I was 12, with my parents. They thought it would be a good idea to have me go to school for a few days to see how their schools were. All the older kids had to serve the little kids their food. I had two bowls of warm pudding & when I reached across the table to serve one kid, I poured the pudding all down the back of a little girl with long curly blonde hair. Now that’s what I call a catastrophe!! That’s the story of my life…clumsy me!!
asrialfeeple over 5 years ago
Preparation is everything.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Nancy expects a catastrophe …
WaitingMan over 5 years ago
Nancy is going to drink the pint of bourbon she has in that box before arriving at the party.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Better call ahead and warn them…
Another Take over 5 years ago
1- Alas poor Yorick. 2- I knew him Horatio 3- Here hung those lips I have kissed I know not oft. 4- FRITZ: Hey! Weren’t Hamlet and Yorick both dudes??? 5- NANCY: Yeah. And that line is why my parochial school is having me play Hamlet this year.
brklnbern over 5 years ago
She knows she’s a clutz.
poopsypoo Premium Member over 5 years ago
I went to England for a month when I was 12, with my parents. They thought it would be a good idea to have me go to school for a few days to see how their schools were. All the older kids had to serve the little kids their food. I had two bowls of warm pudding & when I reached across the table to serve one kid, I poured the pudding all down the back of a little girl with long curly blonde hair. Now that’s what I call a catastrophe!! That’s the story of my life…clumsy me!!