Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for July 13, 2019

Sluggo lives with someone? I thought he lived alone.

Harry Truman had The White House renovated because the leg of his daughter’s piano came through the ceiling.

His uncles own the house and they are truck drivers out on the road.

NANCY: “Note to self—Never use the toilet at Sluggo’s.”

Ha-ha, Sluggo is poor. And possibly lit, if that tub hits an electric line in the floor.

Dis is a big problem ……

Yeah, you stand under that thing, Sluggo. Don’t mind the plaster.

I hope this doesn’t end up like the bathtub in “Breaking Bad”.

1- NANCY: Hey Sluggo… 2- …Pee-yoo! You stink. SLUGGO: I know. I can’t take a bath because the stairway to the 2nd floor bathroom fell down. 3- NANCY: What’re ya gonna do about it? 4- SLUGGO: Nuttin’. Things have a way of working themselves out around here. Permanently if I give up and just start sleeping right here. NANCY: That’s dark Sluggo. SLUGGO: You want dark? Come back around 8 tonight. They cut the electricity months ago. NANCY: Ya know something? I think you exist just to make me appreciate Aunt Fritz more. SLUGGO: Sure! The old “there but for the grace of God go I” thing. I love it when I hear someone say that when I’m passin’ by! It makes my heart sing to know that my misery makes you feel better about your great situation. NANCY: It does! Thanks Sluggo!

His kind of sunken.

Not sure what is under the tub but do NOT sit there!