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Oh Nancy, have a heart â itâs Christmas (at least in this comic) and if that is truly the real Santa, heâll find a way to enter your home and he wonât need reducing pills.
Nancy, Nancy, Nancy⊠Donât you know Santa uses trans-dimensional engineering to navigate those chimneys? Learned it from The Doctor. (Heck â how do you think he gets to every kidâs household in one night?)
I guess that if a parental figure is going to let her eight year old wander around town unsupervised, sheâs not going to sweat letting her climb up on the roof and carrying around a controlled substance.
You know what âReducing Pillsâ were back in those days, donât you? Usually dexedrines; basically what we now call amphetamines. Was also used by the military as a âgo-pillâ during missions requiring extended alertness such as night-time bombing missions or extended combat operations.Ironically, dexedrine (and related drugs adderall, etc.) is now actually prescribed to treat ADHD.
1- Doh dee doh 2-Dee doh dee 3-Hmmmmm⊠4-NANCY Hey lardo. You left me these pills last year to help me drop a few. They didnât work for me and they clearly ainât doing anything for you. SANTA: The bottleâs full. You gotta take âem dum dum. NANCY: Oh. I planted the bottle in the yard. I thought they were like magic beans. SANTA: Forget about me kid. You need to see the Wizard about a brain. NANCY: Cool. What corner is he workinâ?
atomicdog over 5 years ago
Weight loss pills in the â40s and â50s were amphetamines.
Nancy, the meth dealer.
Lyrak over 5 years ago
Nancy goes on the âNaughtyâ list.
top cat james over 5 years ago
âSanta, youâre somewhere between Nicki Minaj and Kim K.!â
jagedlo over 5 years ago
She doesnât want âSantaâ to get stuck in the chimney and have to call the fire department to get him out!
MJKesquire over 5 years ago
Santaâs got back!
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
You mean, THEREâS REALLY A SANTA! ???
fix-n-fly over 5 years ago
Oh Nancy, have a heart â itâs Christmas (at least in this comic) and if that is truly the real Santa, heâll find a way to enter your home and he wonât need reducing pills.
jrankin1959 over 5 years ago
Nancy, Nancy, Nancy⊠Donât you know Santa uses trans-dimensional engineering to navigate those chimneys? Learned it from The Doctor. (Heck â how do you think he gets to every kidâs household in one night?)
atomicdog over 5 years ago
I guess that if a parental figure is going to let her eight year old wander around town unsupervised, sheâs not going to sweat letting her climb up on the roof and carrying around a controlled substance.
tims145 over 5 years ago
You know what âReducing Pillsâ were back in those days, donât you? Usually dexedrines; basically what we now call amphetamines. Was also used by the military as a âgo-pillâ during missions requiring extended alertness such as night-time bombing missions or extended combat operations.Ironically, dexedrine (and related drugs adderall, etc.) is now actually prescribed to treat ADHD.
Another Take over 5 years ago
1- Doh dee doh 2-Dee doh dee 3-Hmmmmm⊠4-NANCY Hey lardo. You left me these pills last year to help me drop a few. They didnât work for me and they clearly ainât doing anything for you. SANTA: The bottleâs full. You gotta take âem dum dum. NANCY: Oh. I planted the bottle in the yard. I thought they were like magic beans. SANTA: Forget about me kid. You need to see the Wizard about a brain. NANCY: Cool. What corner is he workinâ?
WCraft over 5 years ago
âAs seen on TVâŠâ
ElGato over 5 years ago
My question is âWho would let a little girl like Nancy climb up a pitched roof?â Doesnât look like there is any supervision around.
brklnbern over 5 years ago
Desperate girl.