Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for October 04, 2019
October 03, 2019
October 05, 2019
Transcript:
Nancy: Goodness---This FOG is awful---I can't see a thing. it's so annoying when you can't see. I'll duck into the first doorway I come to.
Signs read: TURKISH BATH STEAM ROOM
1- NANCY circa 2050: The scientists tried to warn us some 30+ years ago…
2- …but His Supreme Excellency The Most Masterful Stable Genius And President For Life didn’t believe we needed to take care of the planet…
3- …and when the moon was discovered to be nothing but a big ball of coal under the dust, he declared it his property and ordered the Space Force to devote their efforts to bringing it all back to earth.
4- I guess it’s not all bad though. What with everything now being powered by moon coal by edict of H.S.E.T.M.M.S.G.A.P.F.L., even cars, those troublesome Californians don’t have enough stamina to be a problem anymore. PLUS! No one can see how badly I’ve aged.
atomicdog over 5 years ago
She’d better hope it’s a ladies’ steam room.
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 5 years ago
I’m remembering a play and a short-lived TV series, probably early 1970s, in which the afterlife was a steambath. The actors only wore towels.
asrialfeeple over 5 years ago
Well, it could’ve been a sauna.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
NOOOOOO!
Another Take over 5 years ago
1- NANCY circa 2050: The scientists tried to warn us some 30+ years ago…
2- …but His Supreme Excellency The Most Masterful Stable Genius And President For Life didn’t believe we needed to take care of the planet…
3- …and when the moon was discovered to be nothing but a big ball of coal under the dust, he declared it his property and ordered the Space Force to devote their efforts to bringing it all back to earth.
4- I guess it’s not all bad though. What with everything now being powered by moon coal by edict of H.S.E.T.M.M.S.G.A.P.F.L., even cars, those troublesome Californians don’t have enough stamina to be a problem anymore. PLUS! No one can see how badly I’ve aged.
Kip W over 5 years ago
“Huh. The fog’s warmer all of a sudden, and it smells like people. This is just like that wading pool last week.”
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Not sure I can think of an appropriate comment – seems like this would’ve been controversial when it was first printed!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 5 years ago
I don’t think Nancy would look good in a steam room.
Fritzi, OTOH…
brklnbern over 5 years ago
Do they have those anymore?