Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 05, 2010

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    Llewellenbruce  about 14 years ago

    Shouldn’t there be ten legs on the horse?

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    moronbis  about 14 years ago

    Thought of only by the Wiz.

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    Yukoner  about 14 years ago

    Nine is okay, five on one side, four on the other.

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    twj0729  about 14 years ago

    The Wiz didn’t have to breed, just chanted an incantation. With nine legs he might pull to the right a bit.

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    jkebxjunke  about 14 years ago

    probably has great traction

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    rshive  about 14 years ago

    Nine legs? The faster to run away with, my dear!

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    I Go Pogo   about 14 years ago

    William, to answer your question about how the Wiz managed to accomplish the act of breeding between a horse and the centipede….

    “Veeeeeery carefully!”

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    zbygnev  about 14 years ago

    How about giving it a try with a chicken? Could make a fortune on wings and drumsticks…

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    EarlWash  about 14 years ago

    William, somebody put the centipede up to it.

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    rockngolfer  about 14 years ago

    An Appoloosazonian nonapede

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    Yukoner  about 14 years ago

    Rockngolfer, wash your mouth out the soap!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 14 years ago

    That horse has a slight centimpediment to his walking.

    A horse with 9 legs is called a neuf-ipede- however you spell it!

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    Trainwreck_1  about 14 years ago

    As someone who has tacked iron on more than a few… hundred horses in my life time I can say without doubt I would like to have a dozen or more of these horses to shoe! You would get to make the same money with half the travel during the day driving from job to job.

    And I would sure like to drag a bull to the fire: Branding fire that is with one of them! If it didn’t pull the saddle tree in two you shouldn’t have any problems with the horse?

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    rockngolfer  about 14 years ago

    ^^^ The next heavier hydrocarbon after octane is nonane, so that was my logic.

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