Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for August 25, 2020

Now put some water in it too, Nancy, to help it swallow those pills.

today she would tell you to put them to waste!

…where do you come up with these ideas?

Is anybody ELSE wonderin’ if good ol’ Ernie’s message to kids to “don’t eat just anything you come across” is overshadowed by his other pearl of “hey, I’ll just pour it in here!”…???

I put grass in the tank of my dads work truck when I was a small child. That didn`t go well.

I think Nancy actually found Fritzi’s pep pills (aka Benzedrine). That would make pouring them into the gas tank more logical as a cure for a sluggish motor. It would also explain Fritzi’s slim, trim figure – and her tendency to be a bit ‘short’ with Nancy sometimes (always on edge from the Bennies).

Whadaya think TopCat? Am I onto something here?

Love that car

I had my fuel pump die last week.

And thus, the “Edsel,” is conceived.

Kid logic.

Contains Vitamins S, T and P. ;)