Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 17, 2017

Arlo: “I don’t mean to be nosy.”

Janis: “Have you looked in a mirror recently?”

Feeling lonely are we?

Just ask on a “need to know” basis!

“Still catching up on the news?”

“No, just exercising my thumbs…”

“And do you, Smartphone, take Janis’ hand in marriage…”

Doesn’t Arlo have his own phone? I would hate to have someone bothering me all the time like that.

She is a fast mover..

…..and here I sit using Win7, typing 60 wpm fiddling and diddling with ‘smartfone’ users who can IM 127 words per HOUR on FaceBook !!! I love ‘em all, but I’d willingly SHOOT them and their damned addiction to having to be ‘in contact’ with the world every minute of the live-long day !!

One day he’ll catch her using it as a telephone and die from shock.

Our worlds have shrunk to the size of a phone screen. Sad.

I prefer to do all that on my laptop. Much bigger screen.