Monty by Jim Meddick for December 16, 2017

I knew the needles would fall off on one side but Monty exceeded expectations, LOL!

Hopefully the pine sap entering his bloodstream causes some kind of Weird mutation.

You mean fine motor skills like driving a car?

That’s gonna hurt like the [Charles] dickens once your hand’s thaw out.

Now a mouth full of pine sap,and we’re good to go here!

By the time Monty and E.B. get home, there will be more pine needles on/in Monty than on that poor tree!