Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 11, 2017

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    eromlig  about 7 years ago

    Um…Darby? They do not. Elephants walk that way, not cats. Don’t you have any to observe??

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    dadoctah  about 7 years ago

    Fun cat fact: a cat is a twelve-legged creature. If you don’t believe me, try lowering one slowly into a bucket.

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    tudza Premium Member about 7 years ago

    CSI: Cat Crimes Division. Those guys will shine a black light on anything.

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    Solitha Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I’m guessing these are not meant to be taken seriously. Newton’s “invention” of the cat flap is unconfirmed and considered an urban legend. Cat urine is not unique in glowing under a black light; most mammals’ urine does. And I think the whole walking thing is fairly made-up. I watched videos of all the animals claimed to walk differently, and ones that don’t, and they all walk rear left/front left/rear right/front right.

    And in my experience, my cat is pretty lousy at describing anything. Much as, apparently, much of the internet is at vetting actual facts.

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    cubswin2016  about 7 years ago

    I bet I know what weirdo figured that out. Cliff Clavin, or someone just like him.

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    Bango Skank  about 7 years ago

    No, Cliff didn’t figure it out, but he certainly knew all the facts about it!

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    Serial Pedant  about 7 years ago

    WTF? I walk that way…wait; let me check. And exactly HOW does one get a cat to pee on a black light? Mine prefers my pillow.

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    carlzr  about 7 years ago

    A long time ago, when the whole world was stoned, every guy could buy a black light at a head shop so his posters would look awesome. All it would take is one unclean litter box for a cat to show its disapproval all over the floor when the black light was on.

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  about 7 years ago

    The apple conkus on the nogginus gave Newton “cat flap fever” !

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    PoodleGroomer  about 7 years ago

    The WIKI conundrum: The facts are as factual as the source is reliable.

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    mistercatworks  about 7 years ago

    EVERYBODY’S urine glows under black light. Get used to it.

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I heard a different version of the Sir Isaac Newton cat door. He had taken the door off in his dorm room or whatever, and sawed a hole in the bottom of the door for his cat to go through. When his cat had kittens, someone fool asked him how the kittens were supposed to get through the door. So, he took the door off again and sawed a smaller hole in it for the kittens to go through.

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    onespiceybbw  about 7 years ago

    Elephants only move one leg at a time. You want to talk about seasick…

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