Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 15, 2017

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Tony asked, about 3 hours ago

Worst date?

Spork’s? – Yet to come; they look all the same to me: Why do those … even date him in the first place? To humiliate him? Figures.

Thats how it usually starts, then wham bam your married!!!

Well, there have been a lot of both bad and good ones, historically…

I wasn’t around on December 7, 1941…

But I remember September 11th, 2001.

And November 8th 2016, for different reasons, wasn’t so hot, either, IMO.

Now there’s a surprise.

Worst date? On a personal and overall level, 9/11.

Let’s see. He doesn’t have a job. He lives with his uncle. He doesn’t have any ambition or obvious talents and…. he’s not very hunky. What’s to like?

Oct 8, 2005

Worst date? December 8, 1980 amongst many others.