Monty by Jim Meddick for December 20, 2017

Is he going in for a nose pick in the final frame?

Trying to kill a few more brain cells.

Is “Christmas in Hollis” still traditional? You know!

“It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark…”

C’mon, kids, sing along!

https://youtu.be/1ftld7Ohojg

Imagine working 10-12 hour days in those stores. I hope the employees at Disney World’s “Small World” pavilion have managed to mass-produce their brain bleach for widespread use as an emergency antidote.

And yet, somehow, he can actually hear what Pilsner is telling him…

The best part of online shopping is no santa claus music.

Kind of a desperate solution, ‘Doggie! I mean, you’ll be deaf before you ever get a girlfriend trying to whisper sweet nothings!

I never noticed that he has only 3 fingers on each hand. Must be hard typing.

Best Christmas song . . . “Christmas With The Devil” by Spinal Tap.