The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 20, 2017

Very mature of you, Brutus…

Not much effort on Brutus’ part. That raspberry was no truffle at all.

I hate when my wife does that – “Here. Say something.”

I’ve developed a technique where I press the ‘Off’ button on the phone when she hands it to me. I’m so evil.

Bah humbug!

The boys must not know how to spell “phlbt”.

And he wonders why his MIL hates him.