Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for January 12, 2018

He may be the only senator under 75 years old.

Grab that cigar and poke it in his eye.

Call the cops and charge him with assault.

Wilmer? Oh brother.

Must be a grandson. If I recall right, Wilmer and Skeezix were partners after WWII. heh heh.

Must be a grandson. If I recall right, Wilmer and Skeezix were partners after WWII. heh heh.

Must be a grandson. If I recall right, Wilmer and Skeezix were partners after WWII. heh heh.

I can see the headline now, “Senator Assaults Senior Citizen”. But it may be delegated to the back page due to the lack of sexual harrassment.