Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for February 10, 2018

If a tree AAAHHHs in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

I get the joke but trees are tapped in early spring before that are any leaves. After teh leaves come out you don’t get sap.

That one might need to have its prostate checked.

Don’t expect you hear that often at blood drives.

Oh, well. What the heck. We drink milk. Have you seen where THAT comes from?

How long has it been holding it?

The pause that refreshes.

See tree pee? Oh!