Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 03, 2018

Just be glad she’s not using a gas lamp.

An building I once worked in had a break-in one night. We knew the thieves were drunk because all they stole was an umbrella and a lava lamp that someone was inexplicably keeping in his office.

That’s what makes her hot.

We got these energy-saving bulbs from our power company. You turn them on and you can’t even tell that they came on. However if you wait 10 minutes, they get bright enough to see by. Solution: turn the light on and leave it on all the time to conserve energy.

I switched them out for LEDs.

Good one!

And the progressive one would have an LED bulb

For her babies, she uses a larva lamp.

Groovy, man.

“If you can remember the ’60’s, etc.” Her eye does look a little droopy.

She’s behind the times.

thats my kind of firefly

But she waxes poetic.

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