The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 06, 2018

Probably should have started with a much smaller victim….

I did that to someone at work once then I said sorry I meant that and he fell for it againI actually felt sorry for the guy nah I thought it was a riot

This is from 2010. Hilburn looks younger.

He should have said “hey, I got your nose” and scared him off. Especially with that guys’ nose. Works every time!

Actual reply, “Something’s spilling out of your nose. Oh, that’s blood.”

This is along the lines of the cartoon where the dweeby guy is calling out the big tough guy, and the caption is something like “Unfortunately for Mortimer, he forgot he wasn’t on the Internet…”.

So does this qualify as workplace harrassment?

That’s what you get for ticking off a Charles Atlas alumnus!

Bottom line: If you physically assault someone, expect to be physically assaulted. You are not justified, but that someone is fully justified and can even have you arrested, afterward.