Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for December 29, 2017

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    Jeff0811  about 7 years ago

    So then, if a person does like puns, does that make one a desperate horny man? That would certainly explain a lot.

    My favorite pun of late: I was driving home with my grown children in the car, we passed a church with a sign outside. The sign said, “Moses started out as a basket case.”

    I told my kids, Moses didn’t believe it though, he was in De Nile.

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    ladamson1918  about 7 years ago

    She should have said, “But I would not do you, and that is the crucial difference.”

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    InquireWithin  about 7 years ago

    And now they all have to go to sexual harassment training.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 7 years ago

    Incidentally, today I read a Cracked article on the creepy habits of well-meaning wooers. Jenkins does not qualify.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 7 years ago

    Incidentally, today I read a Cracked article on the creepy habits of well-meaning wooers. Jenkins does not qualify.

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