Close to Home by John McPherson for January 28, 2018

But it doesn’t indicate whether each of these is a good or a bad thing.

Let’s see…if she marries him, what’s her chances of changing those bad traits? Hmmm?

Given her hand, nose, and lips, she should take what she can get and be happy with it.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I remember a Twilight Zone episode on the eye of the beholder.

She’s kinda bland and those MONSTER hands! Yikes! Look at her fingers! She’s the last person who should critique!

She used to be a driving instructor but lost her job because she always graded on a curve.

She’s got him under her thumb.

Poor Doug must be on a blind date with a gargoyle hope it’s slipping out the back door the restaurant before anyone see he is with her

We haven’t seen him. He might think he’s dating way out of his league.

Meanwhile Doug is filling out his own version of that form: Female – ‘check’. Willing to be seen in public with me – ‘check’. Yup, looks like a winner for sure!

Is she dating in the 90’s? There’s an app for that scorecard and Wanda should be tapping Yes or No on her smart phone.