Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 28, 2018

At least it isn’t too long.

The real State of the Union speech will probably start Hey, look at this funny looking cheese I got at Davos. I bet it would be tasty on a Big Mac!

Rat’s speech content is lightyears ahead of anything the Dump will come up with.

Rat will not even try to acknowledge the magnitude of the fictionalized version of the Russia scandal awaiting him. I wonder when Stephan will finally have a Pearls version of Russiagate ready, where Rat took the help of the idiot crocs that are not even qualified to help because they’re stupid to win.

State of the Union? Oh. I thought it was State of the Onion.

This is exactly what Trump would sound like if he had to write his own speeches. He would have the best words because he’s like really smart, believe me!

His hands are too small to type his own tweets let alone his own speeches.

Well, one could do worse!

Actual sitting president: Hold my beer!

Looks like JSS1/A.K.A. Rattlesnake Hills got ANOTHER account on here after being banned at least 2 or 3 times…

{Sigh} GoComics really, really needs a bozo bin.

Wow,just reading all these people ripping each other’s opinions that matter to no one but themselves is actually better than the strip itself.Carry on my fine fellows!

Funny how some people convienently forget about the Republican President that changed HIS name to that of his adopted father after his parents got divorced. You know, President Leslie Lynch King, A.K.A. Gerald R. Ford. Jr.!

The Trump SOTU speech; “Lies, B.S., more lies, ego stroking, claptrap, MORE LIES, more B.S., Accusations, Plugs for HIS businesses, EVEN MORE LIES, and utter Hogwash!”

And when you get tired of hitting people you can shoot one on Fifth Avenue.

I feel that way too. usually after watching fake news.

Now there is a labor-saving Sunday strip!

The aide, having no mouth, advises the chief through his nose.

If the Rump could read, then maybe his address would be better than Rat’s!

How often does a President write the SOTU speech? Isn’t it a group effort by professional writers, various staff and donors? A president is just supposed to deliver it in his best sounding tone, right?

GoComics should also have a “Don’t Like or Dilike” for all comments.

President Rat is not flowery enough for those who prefer the smell of flowers to the smell of sweat.

I love how any political comment will cause half of the comment section to talk about trump.

Ah so sad. His speech was great. But you liberals hate that. So how does your hatred make him look bad? Lol. It doesn’t.