The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for January 13, 2018

You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.

Hair of the dog in the morning?

Just turn on the vacuum, they’ll leave

Tell them there’s a squirrel out back…

Call them a taxi; let them ride with their heads out the window…

I like the loosened collar – nice touch.

When they get home they are going to meet a real bitch……OW OW OW.

C’mon, guys… sober up. You could have a whole new leash oh life!