Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 10, 2018

Cash on the barrel-head for used unrefrigerated baloney!

Whoa….

Agnes is in middle school.

I’d hoped she didn’t know “getting lucky” meant something more…um… adult than, say,

finding a dollar on the sidewalk!

These kids in elementary school nowadays have way too much money.

And if you wait until Valentines Day to eat it or feed it,you will love your toilet early and often.

Is this the first time that Agnes has actually made money from one of her crazy ideas?

Hot mustard?

hes got earrings?!