Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 08, 2010

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    margueritem  about 14 years ago

    I’m with you, Hobbes.

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    pouncingtiger  about 14 years ago

    I love Hobbes’ reaction in the third panel. LOL!! XD The aside has returned in comics.

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    doc7sea  about 14 years ago

    Good one Calvin!

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    SWEETBILL  about 14 years ago

    Gm Marg and all, Calvins got a future, me thinks he found his place. Love Hobbes look in panel 3

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    hopeandjoy2  about 14 years ago

    Clever stuff…I *do* like the expressions.

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    GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago

    I’d say don’t quit your day job, but you don’t have one yet, Calvin. You better stay in school and get your education. You’ll need it.

    I love Hobbes look in panel 3 too!

    Good Morning, Marg, Mike & ♠Lonewolf♠

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    LittleSister18  about 14 years ago

    Well I thought it was funny.

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    Tineli  about 14 years ago

    Please, can you help a German Calvin-and-Hobbes-Fan? I know, what a cantaloupe is, I know Lassie, I know melon and collie, but is there any special about melon-collie?

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    DerkinsVanPelt218  about 14 years ago

    Calvin probably couldn’t be the life of the party at a funeral home with material like that.

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    Wiseguy411  about 14 years ago

    Tineli

    Cantaloupe is a type of melon. Lassie is a Collie (dog breed) Crossed they are melon - collie (melancholy) Melancholy Baby is a famous song originally published in 1912.

    Melancholy is a deep long-lived sadness.

    Sort of like the joke (pun) in today’s strip …

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    Edcole1961  about 14 years ago

    W.C. Fields once used a version of that joke.

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    moronbis  about 14 years ago

    Well, Calvin is the life of this strip.

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    zero  about 14 years ago

    …and I always liked that joke ;-)

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    Kirokithikis  about 14 years ago

    i’m getting melancholy thinking about what other bad jokes Calvin may subject us to

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    rshive  about 14 years ago

    Not with that joke, he won’t.

    Didn’t the Smashing Pumpkins have an album whose title included Melon and Collie?

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    rentier  about 14 years ago

    Wiseguy411 thank you for declaring the melon-collie, I couldn’t it understand so well!

    Calvin and Hobbes are both the life of the strip!

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    Yukoner  about 14 years ago

    Where is Puddleglum? This is right up is alley.

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    mike.firesmith  about 14 years ago

    **Good morning Marg! Good morning Fran and Kizzzy! Good Morning L’Wolf! Good Morning Grog!**

    I’m convinced that I can take fermented apples and mashed chickpeas and come up with something really great!

    Does this make me a hummus cider maniac?

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    Hobbes Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Well, Calvin’s lame joke did have one redeeming quality: It was about animals and food – the two most important things in life, in the opinion of us tigers.

    Speaking of lame jokes about animals and food, what do you get if you cross a cornfield with a chipmunk?

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    alan.gurka  about 14 years ago

    Hobbes, my guess is “corn chips.” Don’t tell me you’re going down that same path as Calvin. I thought you had better tastes than that. I guess as long as that taste doesn’t include humans you’re all right.

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    COWBOY7  about 14 years ago

    I thought it was a pretty good one for Calvin at least.

    G’Morning, Grog, Marg & Mike!

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    Hobbes Premium Member about 14 years ago

    << algurka said: Hobbes, my guess is “corn chips.” >>>

    Hmmm…… Not too bad as a first guess; but a bit obvious as a punchline, and somewhat lacking in deeper philosophical meaning……

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    davidf42  about 14 years ago

    Tineli and LX013 - I understand your dilemma. I know enough German to get myself into trouble. But when I hear jokes in German, I rarely get them. Humor doesn’t translate well from one language to another, especially when it involves puns. One has to be be well versed not only in the language, but the culture and history of the country to really understand these things.

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    rogue53  about 14 years ago

    If he comes to the party with that scowl on his face, I don’t think he’ll put much life in the party.

    Exactly Yukoner………………………(yawn).

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    alan.gurka  about 14 years ago

    Speaking of lame jokes about animals and food, what do you get if you cross a cornfield with a chipmunk?

    Hobbes, I’m scraping bottom now: An a-maized rodent? An a-maizing animal, second only to tigers?

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    gofinsc  about 14 years ago

    Bah-DOOM-bomp!!

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    Puddleglum2  about 14 years ago

    Yukoner, Yes, it’s right up my alley; it ‘bowls me over’. Apparently, Hobbes and rogue53 are of the same stripe where puns are concerned. They go ‘hither and yon’, but I won’t get melancholy about it.

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    TN-REDD  about 14 years ago

    Calvin is funny ( see panel 3) Hobbes is funny too (see panel 3)

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    legaleagle48  about 14 years ago

    Hobbes GOT the joke, Calvin – he just didn’t WANT it.

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    Puddleglum2  about 14 years ago

    Mike Firesmith, Your pun ‘kills’ me, and also reminds me of something Mae West said, “When I am good, I am very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.”

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    MatureCanadian  about 14 years ago

    Come on Hobbes, don’t leave us hangin’! No fair for us slower folk.

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    Gretchen's Mom  about 14 years ago

    Lame though it is to us adults, Calvin’s joke will probably kill in first grade with his classmates!

    :-)

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    coffeeturtle  about 14 years ago

    I don’t know. Would another kid in Calvin’s age group know the word melancholy or that “Melancholy Baby is a famous song originally published in 1912”? :-)

    I did chuckle though. ;-)

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    bmonk  about 14 years ago

    See? This is my problem–I have loads of jokes that other people refuse to laugh at.

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    Jax100  about 14 years ago

    I like Hobbes optimism in panel 1.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Don’t worry, Calvin! I laughed my a@@ off at your joke! Hobbes expression in the 3rd panel though, is priceless!

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    ratlum  about 14 years ago

    Hey thats not bad young fella.

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    rentier  about 14 years ago

    I cannot keep the jokes, sometimes I know many, but I forget them very quickly!!

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    zipdryve  about 14 years ago

    I plan on using that joke!

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    rvonluchen  about 14 years ago

    If Hobbes is Calvin’s imaginary playmate, why doesn’t he laugh at Calvin’s jokes?

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    bmonk  about 14 years ago

    @Dry laughed your aaa off? (Or do you mean your @$$??)

    A Calvin joke:

    What’s the last thing to go through a bug’s brain when it hits your windshield?

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    His butt!

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    timnovak  about 14 years ago

    A melon collie baby LOLOLOLOL

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    Rakkav  about 14 years ago

    Hobbes doesn’t get Calvin’s jokes because Hobbes is a manifestation of Calvin’s unconscious. And that works both ways…

    ENFPs (Calvin) and INFJs (Hobbes) have fundamentally different senses of humor. They have common ground, but they’re of different polarities (as it were). “Hobbes gets it, he just doesn’t want it” is the perfect description of the dynamic. And Calvin reacts the same way to “tiger aphorisms” (see a strip during these past few weeks).

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    Fogger_man  about 14 years ago

    So, Hobbes… you’ll appreciate this one… What do you get when you cross a TIGER with a Mina bird?

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    FerBurger  about 14 years ago

    Lemme guess - the chipmunk is named “alvin” . . ?

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    FerBurger  about 14 years ago

    The bird is a “Mynah” … or a gesture, of course …

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    JTGAM  about 14 years ago

    Ha Ha! I liked it. We can never have enough humor in our lives.

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    Dino-1  about 14 years ago

    Sounds like one of those jokes they used to have on the Dixie Cups for kids.

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    Tineli  about 14 years ago

    Thanks for explaining the pun! Read it loud and you get it!

    I like Terry Pratchett, and there is a very giftet translator, who translates these books into German. And he really gets the puns in the book, I admire people, who can do that.

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    MisngNOLA  about 14 years ago

    rshive, Smashing Pumpkins had an album titled Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.

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