Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 05, 2010

And it’ll be BLACK by morning!

My ex-wife is a refrigerator. I have my banana. You must be referring to someone else’s banana.

Safeway sells chocolate covered frozen bananas. They’re delicious, and much better for you than an ice cream treat.

You did WHAT? Don’t you remember the old jingle, “…never put your bananas in the refrigerator”?

It is a myth that bananas are harmed by refrigeration. That story was originally put forward by the United Fruit Company.

No no! Asparagus should be kept in the coldest part of the refrigerator…

(This is a 30-year old, inside joke that would only be funny to a handful of odd computational linguists. Hence it’s perfect to post here…)

@ Baslim: saw those too. I’ll bet the book is an illustrated sex manual, Let’s see how she turns the page. Or it could be the cookbook that tells you how to make the corset cookies.

much better warm, but not moving in this case.

once again Vlad thinks today is Sunday…. thanks Vlad…. nice to have a warm fuzzy glow on a cold Friday… hope you get your fishnet friday fandango foul-up fixed….

This is just tutu sad.

What she is really saying is, not tonight! I’ve got a frigid headache!

Please tell me you really didn’t do that to poor little Juanita. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEr9mYSZfAA

Nice to see Betty Page on Fishnet Friday. More please!

It’s really tutu much with all the inuendoes.

Funny - some years ago I read a tip on keeping bananas longer - putting them in the refrigerator will turn the peel dark, but the flesh stays white and firm. It works great, so I’ve been doing that for some time now instead of leaving them out to quickly rot. Probably why bananas last longer out in winter than in summer.

jtp asked for more Betty - here’s a bunch:

http://tinyurl.com/28k6d8s

Thanks Ushindi!

Hubba! Hubba!

Always willing to help a jtp or an st2.

may i humbly suggest (body part mostly commonly associated with women like melody ward beginning with the letter n) november, which is also a conveniently chilly month in the northern hemisphere?

so… the naked Russian man. he was in love, right?

I want to sue Teresa. I put my fuzzy dice into the oven. (I’ll swear on a stack of Green Lantern comics that I’m telling the truth.) I followed the recipe EXACTLY. Then I went to the grocery store, came home, fire trucks were everywhere, and … where are my loaded fuzzy dice???????

To quote the late Mitch Hedberg “Someone asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said no, but I want a regular banana later, so, yeah.”

Once, for an international night I was organising at college, I booked a half-Indonesian reggae band called the Cool Bananas. Totally blew a hole in the budget but they were worth it. So, despite spoilage issues I am probably in favour of banana-fridge insertion.