Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 18, 2018

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Who could it brie?

    No 1 has an alibi, but his story is full of holes.

    No. 2’s evidence might be gouda nuff to drive a wedge into the prosecution’s case.

    No. 3 is well known to string people along.

     

    I don’t even recognise No 4….

    but he might have red tendencies… he looks like a rapper … but I think it’s clearly a cover.

    And No. 5 … he may not be all that innocent….

    this whole thing seems to have jarred him, and put a chip in his bravado.

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    Shawn Black Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Hey stop! That’s nacho cheese!!!

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    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    It’s clear she doesn’t know Jack!

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    P51Strega  over 6 years ago

    You can milk this cheesy line of jokes until the cows come home. It’s udderly ridiculous.

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    hablano  over 6 years ago

    Well, it was gouda you to try…

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    formathe  over 6 years ago

    These puns are worse for you than FUNtanyl!!!

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    SmashedHat  over 6 years ago

    He’s nacho man.

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    garcalej  over 6 years ago

    The sad thing is that they deported him anyway. Seriously, F the cops.

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