Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 24, 2018

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  over 6 years ago

    Old dates.

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    blunebottle  over 6 years ago

    Soylent Ginger

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    WilliamRichmond  over 6 years ago

    Don’t go by her place at Christmas!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Her favorite book is To Serve Gingerbread Man.

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    J Short  over 6 years ago

    I was taking a quote from Silence of the lambs about lotion, but putting frosting in its place. But it will not let me print it. I tried 6-7 times. What the…?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 6 years ago

    Crumb to your senses.

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    PO' DAWG  over 6 years ago

    Smells good though.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Soylent Brown?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago

    At first, I thought it was romantic, when she looked to me and said, “You’re my home, now.”

    Me and Cindarella, we got it all together. We can drive it home, with one headlight.

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    webman3802  over 6 years ago

    Run run as fast as you can!(and cue the screeching violins)

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