Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 15, 2010

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    margueritem  about 14 years ago

    Adopt these rotting pumpkins, please!

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    pouncingtiger  about 14 years ago

    Maybe Linus from the Peanuts will.

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    hlagallah  about 14 years ago

    Looks more like good home to flies

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    Sisyphos  about 14 years ago

    Good of you to try to place the orphans, Lio, but I fear the light has gone out of those Jacks-o’-lantern.

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    bobisahofferer  about 14 years ago

    Sorry Lio, but I think it is a good assumption that almost anything you have owned is either not safe or not wanted by any other human being.

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    Constantinepaleologos  about 14 years ago

    They are good homes. For bugs.

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    cdward  about 14 years ago

    Mother Earth will take them in.

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    8francesco  about 14 years ago

    you’d think with all his science skills, he’d know about composting…

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    VancouverRaven  about 14 years ago

    I found a good home for mine: the compost bin.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 14 years ago

    Here’s an idea: Dress up as the Headless Horseman, and throw the pumpkins at people you don’t like! Nobody will believe them when the say what happened, so you’ll be safe!

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    Iwa Iniki  about 14 years ago

    I like what the above said.

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    Magasek  about 14 years ago

    We carve our pumpkins no sooner than the day before Halloween. Then every year, the day after Halloween, my wife cuts up the pumpkins, bakes them, purees them and freezes them. Then all year long we have fresh pumpkin for pumpkin pie, pumpkin muffins, pumpkin cookies, pumpkin bread…Ummm, good eatin’.

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    lains369  about 14 years ago

    ew…

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    ponytail56  about 14 years ago

    ever try putting your fist through a fresh one? I always call them punchkins.

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    ponytail56  about 14 years ago

    my cruel steak shone through, punch a punchkin and howl in pain

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    pbarnrob  about 14 years ago

    As several posters have noted, everything gets recycled, sooner or later. Everything.

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    hlagallah  about 14 years ago

    Lio are you really giving away your zombie pumpkins?

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    andymeijers  about 14 years ago

    That is why I always draw faces on them instead of carving- they stay solid for weeks. Then I take them out back and smash them against a tree for the wild animals to eat, and they leave nothing but the hide. My wild animals aren’t real bright- one year I didn’t smash them, and they were still intact and solid in early December.

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    Krug  about 14 years ago

    shytimes- I’m here to collect on your bid…

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