Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for January 21, 2018

Say that last line five times real fast.

Two comments:

1. Opus seems to have nuts and teats on the brain.

2. Dumb Donald did indeed.

That series is thing of beauty, Opus. Abby would be so proud of you.

Is Milo channeling Tommy Wiseau?

Talk about itty bitty nutty udders… if you can, I mean…

Almonds are hard to milk…. and peanuts are smaller than almonds, right?

You go to the store, and you see… what? A few dozen cartons of almond milk?

A few more, if you shop at places like Whole Foods.

But there are hundreds of jars of peanut butter!

You must need gallons of peanut milk just to be able to skim off enough peanut cream,

to make one little jar of peanut butter.

There must be huge peanut dairies, spread over vast acres of the hinterlands, that most of us never see.

Think of that awesomeness, Opus.

Maybe that’s why people put peanut butter on Wonder™ Bread.

BTW… do we need to start worrying about peanut factory farms?

I’d like to know that my peanut butter comes from humanely raised, free range peanuts….

wouldn’t you?

I mean, wouldn’t you like to know that about your peanut butter…..

I don’t expect you to care much about mine.

Opus, if you think almonds have tiny udders, think of rice milk. Each itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny grain of rice has udders that must be milked using teeny-tiny tweezers under a microscope.

Well… technically, an almond is the pit of a drupe. They are itty bitty drupey udders.

Data On Squashed Trees

Sometimes you feel like a nut… sometimes you don’t.

then there’s rice milk

You would think hamsters would be easier to milk. Where’s the hamster milk?

What happens to the Almonds when they can no longer produce enough milk? Wait, don’t tell me. . . they taste like chicken. Oh the horror!!

And remember, the purpose of almonds is to give milk. It’s women who sexualized them and call them “nuts”.

Opus, don’t be such a boob…

Silk and Almond Breeze are both the target of a class-action lawsuit claiming that they only contain 2% almonds.

Silk and Almond Breeze are both the target of a class-action lawsuit claiming that they only contain 2% almonds.

If you make your own almond milk, you actually get cream rising to the top. And, sorry, folks, in order to make almond milk, you have to Grind. Them. Up. The horror!

Almond milk?!

The only good milk is chocolate malted milk, extra thick, with coffee & banana for extra flavoring. The creator knows….