JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 30, 2018

A good paddle on the butt if he disobeys again?

If his room has fleas, they all have fleas.

Reruns ?

He wouldn’t have fleas, he hates bugs too much. …Unless he was using them to farm for his world record bug-killing count. Hm.

JoJo may be too old for a child leash, more for toddlers.

The vermin only teaze and pinch

Their foes superior by an inch.

So, naturalists observe, a flea

Has smaller fleas that on him prey;

And these have smaller still to bite ’em,

And so proceed ad infinitum.

Thus every poet, in his kind,

Is bit by him that comes behind

From Jonathan Swift’s poem On Poetry: a Rhapsody (1733)

They need a TwinGo carrier. twingocarrier.com

An old Chinese proverb:“Beat a child everyday. You may not know why, but they will.”Harsh…

Back in the late ’50’s when Mom went shopping with me, she had me in a harness & leash..helped make me what i am today!