The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 03, 2018

No, it made perfect cents to the perpetrator.

So it’s not the time for Miss Money Penny to call Bond.

A cold cash case.

The perp is trying for the roll of a lifetime.

They were after the Bitcoins.

So that’s how they coined the phrase centsless. Oh well, better chalk it up to where they nickel and dime you to death.

The perps are bucking the system. They prefer to drop a dime on crime.

The thief had just been released from prison…

Maybe he was also trying to go paperless.

The coppers can’t find the copper.

He died while attempting to make cement angels.

You guys are all way too alert for this early on a Saturday morning.

Laundry day.

The numismatics have taken him out of circulation.

A real penny-ante crime.

Maybe they needed some change for a parking meter. That can make folks desperate.

Maybe they needed some change for a parking meter. That can make folks desperate.

Shuffle off to Buffalo ;~)