Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 29, 2018

why is it always the man’s fault? can he and she not share the blame?

I’m at least smart enough to know when she says it’s my fault then it must be.

Well, looks like Tony’s getting in on the fight….

his question for today is “Yeah what?”

Tony, read x_Tech’s comment….

and learn!

My advice for a new groom for a happy marriage? 3 simple phrases said in the correct order:

You’re right.

I was wrong.

It’ll never happen again.

When it comes to marriage, just say “no”.

Don’t get married and your always right!!! NO ARGUMENT!!!

Rule #1: Everything is your fault. Rule #2: IF its not your fault, see Rule #1.

Ogden Nash wrote:

To keep your marriage going/ with joy in the loving cup/ Whenever you’re wrong, admit it/ And whenever you’re right, shut up.

And that, my friends, cuts both ways.

I’m a man,

but I can change,

if I have to,

I guess.

Red Green’s ‘The Man Prayer’

The death stare. She wins.

Being wrong is right, if it keeps the peace.