Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 17, 2010

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago

    When a grave is doing push-ups, it needs exorcising.

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    Colt9033  about 14 years ago

    I wonder what grave inscribed on it. Here Lies Grouchy Mark.

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    odeliasimone  about 14 years ago

    Must’ve been a NYC taxi driver.

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    MisngNOLA  about 14 years ago

    Push the little daisies and make em come up, push the little daisies and make em come up.

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    bmonk  about 14 years ago

    Reminds me of the taxi driver on his first day of work who is driving along when the passenger reaches up and taps his shoulder. The driver jumps about a foot and nearly drives off the road. Then he laughs and explains that, until the month before, he’d driven a hearse for a funeral home–and never had one of his passengers said a word or tapped his shoulder before…

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    craigwestlake  about 14 years ago

    The roots are probably tickling him…

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