Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 27, 2018

Frog meat is a good source of protein and potassium.

I guess this is how Calvin learned about idioms.

Lucky guess, Mom.

Well, as Mark Twain said,‘swallow a live toad the first thing in the morning, and nothing worse will happen to you all day’.

I always wondered how that got there.

At least it’s better than the cat getting your tongue.

Froggy Suicide?

Calvin, it wasn’t a frog you swallowed, it was the Colorado River Toad and everyone knows that these toads make you hallucinate and that his how Hobbes came into being.

When a little boy says, “I can’t go to school, I’m sick” Mom knows he’s fine. If he looks up from bed and says, “I don’t feel good”, she knows he really doesn’t.

A frog with a death wish!

I’ll bet Mom made some delicious lip smackin’ fried frog legs for dinner last night and Calvin refused to try them.

How do you explain a charley horse?

And an intrusive frog at that.

And an intrusive frog at that.

If Calvin isn’t careful, he might croak.

Today’s toon made me laugh out loud.

Now we know how Froggy from the ‘Lil’ Rascals got his voice.

Twin Peaks Season 3 Episode 8

What frog… scratch that, what animal would want to be purposely eaten like that?

Calvin this is what happens when you don’t clean out your pockets after playing in the frog pond.

So in this case does one go to the vet or the doctor?

So in this case does one go to the vet or the doctor?

So in this case does one go to the vet or the doctor?

So in this case does one go to the vet or the doctor?

So in this case does one go to the vet or the doctor?

You don’t know how right you are, mom.

The weirdest part is that it looks like Calvin is talking out loud during the whole event.

Calvin, that’s just the WRONG way to kiss a frog! Now you will never find your prince(ss)!

If that’s how it happens, I am sleeping with a mask on.