Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 16, 2018

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    codycab  over 6 years ago

    Still taking the rejection better than I thought.

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    Averagemoe  over 6 years ago

    Think you’re really righteous?

    Think you’re really smart?

    Well I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble

    When you’re perfect in every way

    I can’t wait to look in the mirror

    Cause I get better looking each day

    To know me is to love me

    I must be a hell of a man

    Oh Lord It’s hard to be humble,

    But I’m doing the best that I can

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    finkd  over 6 years ago

    Lord Splendid Humility would object to what you just said, Marigold.

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    asrialfeeple  over 6 years ago

    I think this is the closest thing to an apology a unicorn is going to make.

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    Neo Stryder  over 6 years ago

    And how was that Phoebe’s fault?, you’re who auditioned, not her in your place.

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    JonGeld  over 6 years ago

    “Whilst”? Does Marigold speak with a British accent?

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    Charlie Tuba  over 6 years ago

    Donald Trump can’t stop bragging how humble he is.

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    Sensei Le Roof  over 6 years ago

    See how awesomely humble I am? Huh? Huh?!

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