Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 18, 2010

The horror movie version will be “Chariots of Fire.”

Wait until they release the chariot race from Ben Hur. It’ll give these troglydytes way too many ideas.

By “movie”, they mean a painting on a slab that’s moved back and forth.

Yeah, but the theme song by The Bangles was excellent.

Where are the UFOs elevating the stone blocks? Oh, that’s right! This is science fiction.

Juke, Ride like an Egyptian….

Rock Budgers in the 2nd Century

clark and reality are complete strangers

Cavemen were actually pretty advanced; if you look at some of their paintings, you’ll see that they invented porn, the cornerstone of the Internet.

They are pretty advanced; you don’t see too many of those four-wheeled chariots…

“Oog make mission statement.” (stolen from Dilbert)

As to what Clark Kent is talking about: “peak oil” is the idea that thirty years in the future, we’ll have people telling us that we’ll run out of oil in thirty years.

Matter can neither be created nor destroyed, only altered in form. Idealism, however, seems to feed on itself and grows without any critical thought to keep it in check.

But, how do they have – ? Oh, I just might as well go with it at this point.