Kliban by B. Kliban for February 16, 2018

I wonder if the individual has to declare their emotion, or if the bureaucrat has to designate or even assign one?

Is this next door to the Ministry of Silly Walks?

Is this where I get my Emotion Idenification Card ?

The last guy in line is pretty happy. Is what he’s doing to that girl consensual?

Are those fake pant legs under the overcoat?What’s in the briefcase?Briefs?No more questions ;~)

I would like to register some naive optimism please.

“Do not write that I am happy! Note that I am only pleasantly baffled.”