The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 21, 2018

That’s no fair asking a goose to help you with your crossword puzzle.

Well this apparently isn’t the goose that laid the golden egg.

You’d honk too if someone goosed you.

The lady judge figured she was a quack.

Actually, the goose got the right answer.

At least he didn’t say ‘aflac’!

I bet it also knows what sound a car horn makes.

Maybe she shoulda said DiMaggio?

Next question, what letter comes after U in the alphabet song?

Could you spell that for me?

Anyone know how to spell v?

“Ankh” if you’re Egyptian…

“HONK IF … you’re Jesus!” .“HONK IF … you like noise!”