Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 07, 2018

The best part for Rat is that it’s his laundry.

Rick: We’ll always have Clorox.

The only way it could be too expensive is if you returned home every week to do your laundry.

What’s funny is “Paris” is Goat’s actual name.

What laundry? These characters wear no clothes.

I see London, I see France…I see Paris’s underpants…

Hope Pig knows those detergent pods are not for eating!

at the end of this they may all be washed up…….

at the end of this they may all be washed up…….

Now we know that Pig doesn’t live like one. He’s very “Tidey”.

You gotta love, Pig!

If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with.

After Pig is done…he can come over to my house and have “FUN” too.

Ahhh… it’s the little things in life, huh?

After much sock-searching, I must say that this is the stain of my existence….

Wow, I want some of whatever Pig is smoking!

If Pig had gone to Paris he might have ended up in Le Charcuitere’ (sic).

Bah! When pigs bounce!

Waiting for the machines (washer/drier) to finish doing their Thing, however, does provide nice time for reading….

I am surprised that I was the only one to flash back to my favorite Steve Martin vehicle " THE NEW PHONE BOOK’S HERE , THE NEW PHONE BOOK’S HERE !! OBOY THE NEW PHONE BOOK’S HERE !!! "

I am surprised that I was the only one to flash back to my favorite Steve Martin vehicle " THE NEW PHONE BOOK’S HERE , THE NEW PHONE BOOK’S HERE !! OBOY THE NEW PHONE BOOK’S HERE !!! "

Doing the laundry is exciting?! These characters wear no clothes, so Pig would only be doing the laundry for nothing!

Back then, they hadn’t discovered the medicinal properties of bleach.