Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 28, 2018

Phil’s days are his own, except for Wednesday when he has to go see his probation officer.

In order to be a retired gentleman, one must first be a gentleman.

Mark should look into the camera, like Jim on “The Office”.

It might be awkward if Phil ever dated Aunt Millie.

How can you emphasize ‘gentleman’ so people understand it as sarcasm?

Is it just me, or does Phil look younger in panel two?