FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 26, 2018

Now watch Peter go ballistic. Through the window.

good luck finding the bald wig, Andy, when Peter says it’s not

I’ve been shaving my head for over five years now. What I had was thinning or turning white or grey. I literally shaved years off of my age, and the ladies seem to like the look.

Peter: “What bald wig?”

It’ll grow back.

Should have just kept the hat on. She would have never noticed!

Every time it’s held, the Bald-headed Men’s Convention is held in the same city: Moorhead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t144cdYJj8U song about bald-headed men

3… 2… 1…

Peter is almost always wearing that hat, so what difference does it make? If he just kept it on until his hair grew back, nobody would give it a second thought.

Do not worry mom Peter’s hair will grow back.

Ah, this story arc. I was wondering when it would crop up.

At my neighborhood watering hole, one of the regulars was undergoing chemotherapy, Another of the regulars was a barber, who happened to have tools in his car. After a few, we decided to get our heads shaved and give the proceeds to our chemo friend to help with his medical expenses. I learned two things: One…..My wife can REALLY FREAK OUT. Two…..rainy days with a bald head and no hat are murder.

Remember, in those days, White guys with shaved heads were often assumed to be “skinheads.”

I didn’t know that Mike from Intelligent Life even did guest comic appearances!