FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 29, 2018

hooray for you, Roger

The most absurd thing about all this is someone managed to out-eat PETER.

Peter’s hair will grow back.

Then Andy’s going to chew Rodger out.

I just noticed a change to the headers. They don’t show number of followers anymore and they have other stuff to click on. How long has this been?

@arbitrary nailed it yesterday

For a teenager, getting teased and taunted is worse than getting chewed out!

Peter has always worn his baseball cap, so I had no idea whether he even had hair (except for the few strands you saw).

Ah, but Roger- Peter’s baldness is voluntary, and his hair will return.

Jason will like this, too. Try and guess why.

If you ask me, Andy needs to lighten up. It’s not that big a deal.

I am surprised Peter did not eat more hamburgers than the other guys with him always hungry.I talked as others about Peter as a few mentioned Nazi look, Peter does not have that hard look with a bald head. Dad I thought your reaction be on the hamburger. The hair will grow out.

I was curious so I googled it and found out that high school team are limited to 20 players on a baseball team while a soccer team is unlimited on the number of players on their roster which means that Peter and his friends could have been outnumbered on the eaters unless they said that the soccer team could only have the same number of eaters as they had. Do you think anyone thought of that before they made or accepted the challenge?