The real question is how much to tip the not-doomed, if you can find any.
Better make it 20%, to help the survivors with the funeral expenses.
The chipmunk writes way better fortunes than those vague, ambiguous ones stuffed into fortune cookies.
Tip $2.25?! Always round up to $5 for any kind of service these days? How cheap are you, pizza patrons? No, I’m not a delivery driver or waitperson. I just appreciate the time and effort servers put into making me happy.
June 13, 2017
prrdh over 5 years ago
The real question is how much to tip the not-doomed, if you can find any.
gigagrouch over 5 years ago
Better make it 20%, to help the survivors with the funeral expenses.
Rabies65 over 5 years ago
The chipmunk writes way better fortunes than those vague, ambiguous ones stuffed into fortune cookies.
TheLetterista.com over 5 years ago
Tip $2.25?! Always round up to $5 for any kind of service these days? How cheap are you, pizza patrons? No, I’m not a delivery driver or waitperson. I just appreciate the time and effort servers put into making me happy.