That’s not quite enough…it also has to a natural born citizen of the United States, be at least 35 years old, and have resided in the US for at least 14 years. A box of noodles and powdered cheese sauce is probably past its expiration date by then.
This is one of those wonderful concepts that I’m definitely going to remember. I’ll save it up, waiting for just the right moment to use it. Then, when the moment arrives and somebody says something which (unknown to them of course) gives me the right opening, I will quote what Jon wrote here.
I will then flee the room, just ahead of the wave of outage.
It’s of such small moments of joy that life’s seasoning is made. Rather like Hamburger Helper, in fact.
Space_cat about 5 years ago
Well… That explains the orange, and the stupid!
cooganm Premium Member about 5 years ago
Brilliant
prrdh about 5 years ago
That’s not quite enough…it also has to a natural born citizen of the United States, be at least 35 years old, and have resided in the US for at least 14 years. A box of noodles and powdered cheese sauce is probably past its expiration date by then.
Diat60 about 5 years ago
Cow slurry? I may turn vegetarian!
DavidPlatt about 5 years ago
“Hamburger. It’s not just cow slurry any more.”
This is one of those wonderful concepts that I’m definitely going to remember. I’ll save it up, waiting for just the right moment to use it. Then, when the moment arrives and somebody says something which (unknown to them of course) gives me the right opening, I will quote what Jon wrote here.
I will then flee the room, just ahead of the wave of outage.
It’s of such small moments of joy that life’s seasoning is made. Rather like Hamburger Helper, in fact.